No Pork. No Porn.

My brother told me to wait a couple of weeks before trying to send him anything in Iraq, as they will not be in country for a while yet. He carefully advised me that the packages would be checked for contraband items. What it boils down to, he said, is "No Pork, No Porn."

Words to live by, I think. And damn it all, I just shipped off a big ole box full of pork rinds and "Hot and Horny in Hollywood, Volume 8." Postal carrier, please, slow down!