Just an observation.

Though it matters not a whit to any real life or love or activity in this world, I just wanted to note that meta-celebrities (you know, famous for being famous) Brandon Davis and Paris Hilton are total assholes. This is a 3 minute video of oil-heir Davis spewing obscenities about Lindsay Lohan's genitals. I never, ever thought I'd consider speaking up on Lohan's behalf, but at least she does some semblance of work for her money and fame.

These people are winners. I'm ashamed to even know of such things.