What's the matter with Kansas?

Ladies and gentleman, we're now arriving in Kansas. Please bring your seatbacks and tray tables to their full upright and locked position, and reset your watches. The time in Kansas is now, like, 1854 or something.

What the hell? Phill (love the second "L" there, buddy) Kline, the esteemed Attorney General of Kansas, feels he needs to review the abortion records of women so he can prosecute late-term abortionists and underage sex offenders. I feel he needs to go to hell.

As if having the Kansas Jayhawks in your state isn't bad enough. Egad.