Well, thank heaven for that.

Burning Manure Pile in Nebraska Goes Out

An actual headline. And I think nothing more need be said, but I can't help but wonder if the burning manure might have been an improvement.

Tomorrow's headline:

TOURISM SUFFERS SHARP DECLINE IN NEBRASKA
Convention & Visitors Bureau Plans to Set Fire to An "Even Bigger" Pile of Shit

I should be grateful the world is experiencing a slow news day.