The recipe.

• Take two women, mix, allow to stand for 12 years until one couple is fully formed.
• Once couple is formed, it should have four ovaries and two wombs. At least one ovary and one uterus must be in working order. If not, see recipes for "Adoption," "Surrogacy," or "Donor Eggs."
• If necessary, insert HSG test to ensure presence of ingredients.
• Add, in turn, donors--4 unknown, one known.
• Stir in:
• -1 fertility monitor
• -4,158,321 ovulation predictor kits
• -3,187 home pregnancy tests
• -1 fertility clinic
• -1 credit card (large)
• -1 sperm shipper
• -1 website (must include charts, graphs and chat circles)
• Sprinkle liberally with frustration, disappointment, anger, hopefulness, hopelessness, and love.
• Bake at 350 degrees until it's done. You'll know when that is, but I can't tell you.
• Makes 1 baby. Eventually.